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8th Amateur Striptease Semi-finals Awards
Sexmaniacs Ball
Wednesday 28th march 2001
Gidday all Yes I know its been a while. I've been
a bit down and have no transport at moe but anyway life goes on
yea.
Wednesday 28th march 2001 was the 8th Sex Maniac's Erotic Awards
striptease & erotic performance Semi-finals.
The evening was sponsored by a brilliant band called Rock bitch
& was presented by TV presenter Mat Fraser.
I got to the venue with Robin our official photographer for this
site, we were met by the lovely Sarah who ensured we got to our
seats and I must say ensured we were well looked after. We once
seated we met many of you from the fetish scene so hi to all those
that I cant remember ( well u know me If they don't get there
tits out I wont remember them).
Any way we knew we were there to se some very good amateur strips
and to help raise money for the Outsiders trust who r there to
help those that are physically challenged (Fuck that's me I forgot)
You can find there website at www.outsiders.org.uk
Hangon let me get a coffee and I shall tell u all about the show.
Ok back now and before I say anything about the evening I would
like to point out that I generally only revue the fetish clubs
but as I was asked by a number of you to attend and let you know
what it was like who am I to argue and lets put it this way if
there is going to be naked flesh (nnaaa bollocks if there was
going to be bare tits) I'm there. So this revue may be somewhat
different for me.
There was a number of acts through out the evening but I'm not
going to go through them all.
The very first act was woomanchew defiantly not spelt like that
either A gentile man painted entirely in red with large axes attached
on his back how ever he started behind a screen and then cut his
way threw the screen catching the axes on the framework of the
screens witch I must add made the audience relax and sit back
and get into the feel of the show.
Karen was next performing a full nude strip (now I knew I was
in for a good night).
next was Bunny and then came Viva Las Vegas & her little friend
being a stuffed snake.
At this point I must add that some of the acts where professionals
and were giving there time free of charge just to entertain and
help raise as much as possible for the trust.
Ricky Beedle Blair a black artist singer writer and much more
was up next he sang a song he wrote for the evening and what a
voice in-fact bloody great.
next was Cat & mouse fuck me what a show talk about something
different while one lady scooped out a large tin of dog food the
other performed a strip and to my surprise she had a dog bone
stuck up her arse and then she proceeded to to stick a larger
bone up (well u know where) and if that wasn't enough she then
started to eat the dog food from a bowl not being able to get
enough she started to scoop it out with her hands and eat it but
the funny thing was (and thank god I was well away from the stage)
she then started to kiss the men in the audience hahaha not content
with shocking everyone twice now she lay back on a table in the
crowd and got her partner to stick a funnel up her arse and pore
from a bottle some drink or something liquid anyway & then
spray the crowd with the fluid from her arse (I must say some
of the crowed couldn't get enough of this act) I was laughing
my head off.
Ok things got serious next a cheque was presented to the show
for £500 from the fetish times and Rockbitch witch was raised
to £600 also later in the evening a donation was handed
over for £1000 now I would love to say by who but everyone
was in such high spirit I couldn't hair a bloody thing.
Ok just quickly the next few acts were Max from Olympia moments
dancing to Bon-Jovi dead or alive.
Tomboy was next and then Yacka as Ali Gs baby sister.
next was Trixie tall blonde and who apparently has just had a
baby (you would never have quest what a body not to mention nice
tits)
Next was Tom Machino also known as nail man he pored baked beans
all over himself and some of the crowd (very strange man)
Ok next while the poles where put in place was for only a tenor
Matt Fraser the compare performed a strip and as he has shorter
arms than most the lucky bastard only had one of the girls from
Rock Bitch to get his kit off for him but it didn't stop there
for more donations from the crowd three of the girls from Rock
Bitch performed one of the most erotic strips (no it wasn't a
strip it was a fuck feast for all of us to witness and it was
fuckin great) anyway Matt ended up getting it all off, Well done
Matt.
Orieka was next and then one for the lady's Wonderer a guy with
muscles in areas I didn't think u could get big. I must say he
was good and new how to get you girls ruffled up (oh big boy nuff
said) lmao he performed a few acts one was to officer and a gentlemen
in the full getup.
Finally was an amateur strip from the audience the lovely Sarah
and physically challenged Lorince in his chair and boy did he
have a good time he certainly had some balls. (no he had some
guts to get up there god you r so filthy minded)
oh hangon sorry Sapphire came up and done a unscheduled strip
nice one to.
Robin and I were able to take pics of each act and we hope we
see more of all the acts as they were all exceptional and a great
pleasure to view.
The finalists all who will be performing at the erotica awards
later this year at the rubber ball so get your wallets purses
and pennies out and get a ticket you wont be disappointed.
threw out the evening I must add there was naked ladies walking
around with buckets to collect all your loose change and what
ever they could screw out of u (not literally there u go again
filthy bastards) hahaha love u all.
Over all the evening raised a tidy some and we all had a great
night.
well done all the performers and those that I got phone numbers
of look out I shall be phoning. HaHaHa
LOL, HUGS, KISSES, TONGUES, FINGERS & MORE
from Kiwi the sexually perverted raspberry. XXX
PS for those of you that can be bothered I have my own site now
supporting the fetish scene with a chat room so please feel free
to visit and sign my quest book.
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