Club R.U.B

10th Febuary 2001

Horses, Ponies and lots of Leather

Gidday all, My weekly contribution, but first many thanks to those who came and said hello and said how much they are enjoying the articles and the site.

This weekend was Club Rub a dub dub (Club R.U.B. for those that wish for it to be known as & she knows who she is.)
I arrived around 11.30 ish with a small entourage. The usual entrance was made by having the door whores carry me down the stairs past Kim (waving at her as if the queen has nothing on me when it comes to making an entrance)
Looking around, I thought to myself oh no not many perves here tonight, wrong! It got packed and very, very busy, hot, sweaty & best of all naughty. This week it was I, that was to be taking the photos of generally the themed outfits. (but fuck it, what the hell. If theres a pair of tits on show then I'm just going to have to take a pic of them aren't I) So what was different this week, what was so good, three things especially:

Most importantly was you the ones that make the evening so good for the fetish scene.
For me I had two people say to me that I was the reason they were there after reading my last review. (yes I know my reviews my not appeal to some of you but do you think I care! I cant please all of you)
Best of all for me was the fag machine had been move from the entrance to the toilets, So now if you are also in a chair you can now go for a piss in the correct place, how ever don't expect there to much room or to be the only the one sex in there (nuff said) .

The theme this week was equestrian, and some of you in your tight trousers (yes I know there is a correct word for ridding trousers but I cant spell it let alone spell at all) god they make some arses look like perfect peaches, there were also ponies, no not the sort you flush down the bog I mean the pony people and no hags (or is that nags) The one night the ridding crop was to be used in its proper form.

Some of you really went to town with your outfits and you all looked the part, keep it up. For those of you who didn't don't worry I made the mistake of finding my usual spot in the back room and was subjected to some abuse from a very moony old git, saying to me all night I hope you write a good revue and its so hot and I'm so bored and were are all the good looking women. Winging old fart what the hell was sitting next to you, oh yeah that was just your wife sorry but she has got nice tits though. (shit I think I'm in trouble now) Ok no more joking and back to the evenings activities. I made a effort to wonder round and have a dance (no lets say a wobble) I think I have made a new record when it comes to rolling and squashing of toes ha ha ha. It sort of outweighed the amount of tits I managed to suck on this week but hey some times you just have to have a change.

I managed to have a chat with the lovely Kim of Club R.U.B. or did I just talk about me (well come on I am a subject and a half to talk about) she was telling me about the clubs history and how it has changed over the years, but over all she seems very happy with all of you and the way things are developing. It would be nice to see more of you dressing up in the themes of the night (As count Dracula said The Children of the Night)
As I said I made my way onto the dance floor and had a boogie (I have not sweat like that in ages) mind you I was distracted by a near naked lovely bit of crumpet sitting on my lap sucking my tongue out of my head but that's just one of those things you have to do.

When I did get dancing everyone seem to blend into each other and as the club is aptly named we rubbed each other into a frenzy. There are spots about the club where you can stand under (or in my case sit under) the air conditioning and for your pleasure there are also videos of tasteful porn showing on over head tv's (and that's televisions) mind you on over head tv's doesn't sound like a bad idea. On that subject I have found the tvs at Club R.U.B. are more convincing than most other clubs (now that's frightening for some of us) I have found Club R.U.B. to be a very good starting point for those that wish to experience the fetish scene and a very sociable event although there is not a dungeon, there is some equipment to use or not as the signs on the walls say, but fuck it if its there give it a go which can be an experience on its own with one of the apparatus where it seems no one has used it the same way twice (even labels with directions attached you need a degree to work it out) If you do use them don't expect to be left alone will you but then if you don't want anyone else to get involved just say so everyone generally respects everyone's wishes.

If how ever you do have trouble with someone just have a word with the door whores and watch them at work theirs no messing around they just escort the trouble out the door. (now that makes me feel very comfortable)
All in all Club R.U.B. is one of the best fetish clubs to get to know more like minded people and you can defiantly have a good time no matter what your fetish is. And some of us have got some very different tastes which is what its all about.
If you have anything you wish to add or would just like to say hi then e-mail us here and I'm sure one of the crew will get back to you.

LOL the crazy raspberry on wheels KIWI XXX