Club R.U.B

13th January 2001

Gidday all.

What a weekend but I wont bore the pants of you all, well hang on maybe that isn't such a bad thing to do. Anyway this weekend was club Rub a dub dub in the hart of the business center of London run by the fantastic Kim & David. One of the smaller venues but it seems to work just nicely, All those sweaty body rubbing against each other, touching, feeling, dancing. (love it)

Anyway I make a point of getting to rub earlyish about 11.30 before the throng of you get there, why, well being in the chair the room to get around say hello to the hardened clubbers that also cant wait to get there kit off and show off there new wears. So the first obstacle to get over or down as the case shall be, is to get down the stairs. There is nothing more appealing than having two large brick shit houses or door whores as they are more commonly known as, (security doormen is another but that's boring) carrying me down the stairs and making an entrance that Cleopatra would be proud of. (bloody show off).

Before I even get settled down theirs someone rushing over to say hello and offer me a drink, (now is that because they know I don't drink) No its because Club Rub is renowned for its socialism and good music, (Good music fuck its pumping and bloody load) but to get away from the load piercing noise you can marauder through to the chill out go play go seated area where there is a second bar, mainly selling cocktails. I think anyway as the bar is something I don't visit much to many naked lovely lady's to observe to be wasting time standing at the bar. I generally make my entrance say hello and then find a good observation or viewing point and settle down to a good chat to friends and new comers. Although the priority of the night is to get a tit in my mouth and a lovely trim body sitting on my lap and I've never been disappointed at Club Rub.

I don't generally mention names unless other wise given permission but to those of you that know who you r thank you for a fantastic night. Now to those of you that have got to b given a mention (and I'm sorry if I miss some of you out but please forgive me) r the much loved and most friendly Brett & Sylvia. (come on who doesn't know them or at least who hasn't heard the voice of Sylvia enough said) also the lovely Valeria from breathless and the crew. This weekend I have taken a new couple to the scene (Allen & Niki very good looking) under my wing and started to corrupt (god are they in for a shock) anyway Rub I have found is a good club for new comers to start with, its not to much in your face with people playing and is also comfortable sociable and bloody crowded. (excellent) OK for those that are into the S/M side of things theirs not much room to swing a cat let alone a whip. (but hey what on earth do you want to smack the hell out of anyone anyway, come to think of it that's not such a bad idea after all)

Now I cant comment on the washroom facilities, for there is a fag machine in the way which does not allow my wheelchair to get past but that machine has definitely been a life saver when I been gagging for a ciggee, (another bad habit of mine) Overall other than the club getting a bit crowded (no fuck it getting very crowded) at times for a couple of hours, the thumbs up from this sad little highly perverted and I must say very lucky raspberry. Keep it up all of you and as always have fun. Hugs, kisses, tongues, fingers and more.

KIWI XXX

Kiwi says thanks to all those at Club RUB and special thanks to all the people who replied to his previous articles.

Pictures have been supplied by Robin from the London Fetish Scene www.LondonFetishScene.com