Club R.U.B

New Venue Dukes

5th May 2001

What a way to have a R.U.B. start

Well I couldn't say a fresh start could I? What would people think of us everyone outside the fetish scene may think we are all after just after one thing. (I'm not even going to go into that debate) All I know is what I'm after (TITS - said just like a man)

Anyway here we go. When I was informed that Club R.U.B was moving its venue I panicked. Over time gone by other clubs and clubbers have always said when a club moves 9 times out of 10 they die. Well, on this occasion I can see that R.U.B is going to be that 1% that makes it.

After being invited to three other events on the same night I'm glad to say I made the right choice. Not only is the organization very professional the club atmosphere is very friendly and all the usual clubbers were there to show their support.

Now, I was expecting a very big difference in the decor and staff. Well, not so.

I got to the club by means of a lift by some very nice friends (in other words nutters just like me). Parking wasn't too much of a problem, we found the club called DUKES easy enough and made our way in. The door whores were the very same gentlemen always there to help us raspberries in (nice men - very, very nice men).
Although you can't get away from the fact that you will always have to queue to put your coats in the cloakroom it's a perfect time to chat to those you know (not to mention chat to those that you want get to know, lmao). Now I'm in the upstairs section. It has a bar and high tables with stools very high tables. (In fact they are high so us wheelchair users can get under them when there is an earth-quake).

So you make your way down some stairs - no hang on (now, this is where your abseiling skills come into action), you make your way down a lot of stairs. At the bottom you come into a large area - more tables, a large bar and some very sexy looking clubbers and everyone seems to have a smile (well, what else would you expect from Club R.U.B) At first glimpse, looking at the decor of the place you could easily think you were still in the old place with mirrors on the walls, wood paneling and loads of familiar faces (well, from down where I am sitting I did).

After proudly showing off my club pass (I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy, Wayne's World party time excellent) . sorry, I think I've lost a few marbles .. the theme for the night was your birthday suit and there was some very
nice birthday suits as well I might add. There were bums, tits, willies - wow, hang on getting a bit excited here, where was I . Bugger if my flow of writing does not seem the same its because I've just lost half of what I've just written - in fact no more than that - so ARSE & PANTS TO AOL.

OK. Try and remember what I said. Through to the second room - an adequately sized dance floor, flashing lights and the all important DJs pumping out all the best tunes (my hats off to the DJs keep it grinding guys). Next room was a bit smaller with the important dungeon equipment with enough room to beat the hell out someone (if you wanted to that is hehehe) and also another bar smaller but adequate. How many is that? Three? Not bad at all. Now, I could not get into the toilets but then that's no surprise so after asking a few of you what they were like the response was clean, small but OK, although many of you didn't like the camera in there, or was that only in the men's (someone get back to me on that one please)? Well, that's a brief description of the club other than the fact that it was just as hot and sweaty as every other club but then you would all complain if it was cold so stop dancing and you won't get sweaty now will you (there's just no pleasing some of you is there)?

So what did I get up to? Well after relaxing from checking the place out and chatting to so many of you I decided to have a dance myself (or a roll around at least), then back into the dungeon area where I was happy to spank this rather pert peachy arse which belonged to a lovely lady from Skin Two but no names - well, she doesn't need naming everyone seem to know her (or was that everyone seem to play with her hehehe) .
On another note I must say good luck to Armando. He is off to the States to do some directing - well, I think it was the States he said. For those of you that might not know him you can see a pic of him on my site - a rather tall, dashing dressed in black with top hat gentlemen and another with himself, Valeria and yours truly. We will all miss you and do come back soon one day.

I was very pleased to see a lovely trim lady wearing one of my chain-mail outfits and to hear her say many of you were commenting on how nice she looked, so now some of you commission some off me and keep me in the custom I am used to (just kidding I don't know what money is never had any long enough to get accustomed to it!).

Well I must say for the first time at this venue the club seem to go down bloody excellent and from your e-mails in just a few days you guys seem to agree so keep it up Kim and the crew (well, we know Kim can keep anything up - what a stunner). I'm sure things can only get better - hang on, how can you make things better when they are already excellent I don't know, but sure they will find a way.

That last half of the review wasn't exactly how I wrote it the first time so I must apologize to you all and look forward to seeing you all again at the next event.

Lol, hugs, kisses, tongues, fingers and more. KIWI xxx