Torture Gardens

Carnival and Sideshows

Mass 13th April 2001

Theme of the evening - Carnival & sideshows

One of April's largest fetish events at Mass in Brixton.

Now I have always tried to give you my true feelings and how I enjoyed the event of where ever I have gone, so don't take this review as the same feelings as everyone else's.

I knew the evening was going to be an event to remember. Well I'm sorry it won't be one at the top of my list but anyway let me tell you all about it.

I arranged to get there about 11ish with my protégée and some friends, I generally make my way to the front door and pick up my tickets how ever things were different this time and I don't like going to the front of the line without waiting for all you patient clubbers to get there in turn. However it was not like always and I could not make my way down the stairs after much explaining to collect my tickets, so I had to ask for assistance from my friend that has never been before and boy did he get worked up not to mention fobbed off on 2 attempts.

Next was the entrance itself. Getting in to Mass has always been a problem - as most of you know there is a never ending stair, well up and up and up which believe me is bloody hard in a wheelchair.

Now there is a lift but have you ever seen it working (not on your life have you) - no it never has, not that the crew from TGs haven't tried to ensure that it is.

So in the back door (ooohhh aaarrggh please miss stop it) - waiting in the cold with guests wasn't exactly my idea of fun.

Finally getting in I'm in the dungeon and its packed bloody packed, but hey if it was empty we would complain now wouldn't we? Someone in there had a fuckin large Victorian vibrator or so it sounded like it but I never got the chance to investigate, (couldn't quite fit my chair between the legs) so over to the pleasure cross. Mind you didn't look like much pleasure to me and there is no way on this god forsaken planet you will get me strapped to that thing. (Not when there's two ladies taking their aggression out on any victims that are stupid enough to be strapped on to it anyway hahaha give em hell you bitches)

As per usual there was no way I could go into the dark room, well hang on pain from a whip on a cross why not pain in the dark from a wheel going over your foot. (Think I'm going to have to look into that idea)

So up the stairs was next - Jesus fuck last time I was helped up those bastards my chair was broken and I had a most uncomfortable evening, But not on this occasion all was well.

Now I generally go for a wander around, not this time, why I hear u ask, packed you hear me say (top bloody packed & I'm sorry but I've had a few e-mails saying the very same thing) I was told there was a film crew interviewing people with Jack Dee. Funny that, I said, there is always a film crew not a big surprise. What was a surprise was the amount of people that are getting pissed off with that very common occurrence. But at least they're not allowed in the dungeon (yea Ok)

TGs certainly went out of their way and made a big effort with the side shows and the ones I saw were exceptional, the dance floor was packed and there didn't really look like the room to swing a cat at anytime during the night.

The music as per usual was up to its exceptional standard, which is probably why most of you were sweating buckets. It was nice to see so many new faces and such a variety of new costumes and people really getting into the fetish theme of the night.

Ok now I generally stay to the end and then go on to a party afterwards (not this time and it would be the time of many offers wouldn't it)

No this time as I was escorting some friends that had never been before, their comfort was my most concern, even though they really enjoyed themselves it was a little crowded and over powering for them so we made our exit about 3.30am and it was still really pumping on the dance floor. (Fuck me was it ever, you guys are all nutters and do you know what, WE LOVE IT)

Right time to go and guess what down those poxy stairs and yes once again the chair broke. (I'm just too bloody ruff with it, and no I'm not too fat and heavy, stop it you bastards very funny!) Still rather at the end of an evening than half way through.

Well keep it up all of you sorry to be a whinger this time but would you prefer me to lie?

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