TGs Sleaze Core

@

The Electrowerkz

6th December 2002

Torture Garden first offical opening night of Sleaze Core @ Electrowerkz in Islington!
I made a point of making sure I got to this event as many had expressed a keen interest in what TG would be doing.

Electrowerkz is not what u would call a wheelchair friendly place but I love a challenge.
Now that I no longer have Robin to turn to ( not that he and I slept together but he was always there when I needed him ) I was looking forward to the evening.

I made my way to my girlfriends place early (well what do u expect there are things that just have to be done before u go out on the razzle)
After the fashion show she put on for my benefit, well if it wasn't for my benefit I enjoyed it anyway.
We both made our way to Islington & got there about 11.30, she was dressed in pink frilly shorts and I mean short shorts and a what I can only describe as an even shorter pink frilly top (god I couldn't keep my eyes off her)

We were greeted at the door by some of the TG staff and security witch I have got to know and must say go to no ends to ensure not only myself but everyone is happy.

When Cath and I were at Erotica she bought herself a pair of thigh high lace up white boots & this was to be there first outing. Once inside we sat down and I proceeded to lace them up, with everyone else in darker colors Cath stood out big time and drew a nice crowed and was complemented on a number of occasions on her atire. How proud was I to be with such a gorgeous lady, lets just say I had a big, big, BIG smile on my face.

The venue is an old warehouse used by not only other clubs e.g. gothic and industrial but also paintball games. (boy does it show, on some walls it looks like Mr. blobby has been skinned & stretched out)
You have some seating on the first floor with a bar and at the far end a vary dark well equipped dungeon supplied by DMC monitored by Danny and staff.
In the dungeon area it has been cleverly partitioned off with camo nets and see through netting. (I love anything see through)
There were a number of cages in there and when I ventured, rolled, Miranded or scanned further into the murky depths of the dungeon I noticed in the cages some large sacks just hanging there and didn't take to much notice. But silly bollix here soon made a back track and double take when I saw them moving.
Later popping out of the sacks came some very bendy and maneuverable naked felines. (not that I stopped and starred for to long that is, Yeah right)

I was sitting at the far end catching up on gossip and watching this delicate oriental young lady in 1 of the cages being tied up tied down and tied everyway but loose. She ended up being suspended from inside the cage with aluminized green rope that glowed brilliantly under the black lights. (who came up with that idea, Black lights there not black there purple) Needless to say the young lady looked stunning and somewhat comfortable, although I am not sure it is suppose to be comfortable or is it.

We made our way up to the next level of the venue were there is a stage, another bar at the far end and in the middle is the DJ booth. I must say you will always find a variety of music at any of the TG events and again I tip my hat at the DJs in approval.

I managed to catch up with some very attractive out of my reach stunners, 1 in question that I have allot of respect for and she always makes an effort to come and say hi, the lovely Valeria. (hang on back in a min just need to go and make something stop standing on end)

Now the main reason for making our way upstairs was due to the stage acts. I had earlier been chatting, groping and generally getting as many tits out on display as I could and Cat & Mouse never let me down. (nice tits very nice tits oh and did I say nice tits if not nice tits) anyway Cat & Mouse were to do a new act, now I should have know better than to be to close to the stage when those two are performing (did I say performing they don't put on a performance they do what looks like a natural thing to them and it shows they enjoy themselves) There act was a cowboy or a cowgirl in drag being served by a waitress a very cheeky waitress and the act went something like this.
Cowboy wants to order breakfast, Waitress produces a menu, from where well she had no pockets and nothing in her hands. Needless to say the waitress had to spread her legs. After the cowboy choosing an egg sandwich from the menu, sat back and waited (god how did I know what was coming & at this point I put my camera away)
The waitress then lay down a slice of bread and placed a hard boiled egg where the menu came from (yum yum) she then sat on the bread and without using her hands she squeezed out the egg just like a chicken onto the bread then lay another slice of bread on top and sat on it. (god I cant stop laughing here) so breakfast made but instead of giving it to the cowboy the waitress jumps off the stage, at witch at this point I noticed everyone had stood back 12 feet leaving me sitting on my own wishing a large hole would open up and swallow me down. however the only swallowing to be done by anyone was me after having the said egg sandwich rammed down my gob, (that's the first fish tasting egg sandwich I have ever had & I am going to make sure its the only 1)

Thinking to myself I need to wash this down my throat, well fuck me the waitress must have been reading my thoughts (no nobody could have as dirty thoughts as I do, WRONG) laying on her back and not being very delicate or lady like let alone waitress like, she then places a funnel between her legs fills herself up with foamy what ever it was and takes careful aim (& her aim is pin point accurate) siphons the entire amount amongst the on lookers and who should get a dam good soaking? that's right the poor little raspberry still trying to swallow the remanace of what's still in his mouth.
I tell you know I will never be able to look a waitress in the eye without remembering this nights act. If ever you find you are at a gig with Cat & Mouse on the program, be advised stand the well fucking back big time.

After getting somewhat wet and in need of some serious attention Cath & I made our way home all the way talking about the nights activities & making ourselves even more frustrated than we already were.

I can say the night went with a difference and was defiantly a memorable 1. To the Torture Garden crew once again well done and can u next time provide rain coats hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahah
Take care all and remember to be good, if u cant be good, be good at it.

If you would like to know more about my new clubs send me an e-mail to kiwifetish@aol.com